Down With Freshly Pressed

This poem is a joke and I hope no one is offended by it. I love WordPress šŸ™‚ Consider it a roast!?!? šŸ™‚ (please excuse the bad image editing šŸ™‚ )

 

 

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Obscene Ears

There was a time when certain people were self-consciousĀ of their ears.

Zachary Quinto as Spock in the 2009 Star Trek film
Zachary Quinto as Spock in the 2009 Star Trek film (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

Rather they wereĀ floppy,big, pointy (whats wrong with pointy ears? I findĀ them very attractive.Then again I do have a healthyĀ obsessionĀ forĀ SpockĀ and Legolas.) or too small or just plainĀ embarrassingĀ no matter what you did with them,people were not satisfied with what they had. So they did the Ā only thing they could do…wore hats or let their hair grow down.

 

I have never shared in thisĀ dilemma. ButĀ apparentlyĀ this “problem hasĀ risen again in this age of plastic substitutes.People are changing and paying good money to have their ears operated on.But for the middle class andĀ povertyĀ stricken (it’s always us with the ear problems)

Agnes has a temporary Ā solution…………………………..

 

cragn130103After enjoying this……I decided to just cover my ears with…..um otherĀ accessories.